In a recent address to the nation, trump stated the situation with Iran was “completely under control, maybe the most under control it’s ever been,” before adding that he had personally “taken a look at the whole thing” and found it “very complicated, but also not that complicated if you really get it like I do.”
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At the United Nations, representatives called for immediate de-escalation, followed by a scheduled follow-up meeting to discuss how urgently they should schedule the next meeting. Catering has reportedly been described as “the most decisive element so far.”
At one point, the address briefly veered off course as Trump spent fourteen minutes describing how “no one respects countries more than me,” before circling back to clarify that Iran “knows what’s going on” and is “probably very impressed right now, if we’re being honest.